Corner 2 Corner #2

Corner 2 Corner #2

Scene: Driving my daughter to school again, but on a Sunny day.

Characters:

• Me, the mom.
•  B, the daughter.

B: It's so nice to have a sunny day.

Me: I think it is going to be grey and rainy again tomorrow.

B: No, tomorrow is Friday.

Me: You can't have bad weather on Fridays?

B: No, Fridays are awesome. Everyone loves Friday. There's even a restaurant named Thank God It's Friday.

Me: Well, it is usually bad weather on Good Friday.

B: Then why do they call it Good Friday.

Me: Do you know what Good Friday is?

B: No.

Me: It's when Jesus was crucified.

B: Then why on earth do they call it Good Friday? He was murdered. That should be bad Friday.

Me: Well, I think it's meant more like good that he sacrificed for everyone.

B: That is crazy. That is a crazy story.(In her deepest voice) 'Okay, son. Now, go down there, and I'm going to have you murdered. Then I'm going to let those people into heaven.'

Me: Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. And why do those people have sins? Because other people ate an apple.

B: What is up with that?

Me: I don't know. If he didn't want them to eat the apple, why did he put the tree there in the first place.

B: Right?

Me: And then he kicks them out, tells them they are now mortal, and women will have pain in childbirth.

B: What was up with those apples? And why did he put the snake in the tree to tempt them?

Me: Well, the snake was Lucifer. He use to be an angel.

B: What?

Me: He was the brightest angel, and then he thought why should God have all the glory. And he started a war. Then he got kicked out, by Michael the Archangel, and he got his own place, Hell.

B: I never knew that story.

She exits the car,  but she leans back in.

Me: I love you.

B: Do you think Lucifer has a list of people he wants to screw over?