Corner 2 Corner #1

Scene: I'm driving my daughter to school.At the end of the street, we pass two police cruisers outside a nice home.

Characters:

• Me, the mom.
• B, the daughter.

Me: Oh, look at that.

B: That kind of scares me.

Me: Why?

B: What if there is a crazy robber with a knife hiding in the bushes? And he's going to be loose in town all day.

Me: There is no crazy robber with a knife hiding in the bushes.

B: How do you know?

Me: Didn't you see the old woman in the purple bathrobe coming out to meet the cops? Do you think that would be happening?

B: Well, then what happened?

Me: I don't know. Maybe it was a domestic dispute. Or maybe they woke up and found some things were missing.

B: So we're back to the robber with a knife, or a gun, or a Katana.

Me: Or a spoon.

B: That's the worst one. (giggles)

We have arrived. She exits from the car,  but she leans back in.

Me: I love you.

B: Do you think robber's have shopping lists?